A cross between the words "spazz" and "retard". The individual who happens to be dubbed this, usually have the traits of both of these. They either are very spastic in their movements and are mentally retarded or, they act like this in a highly convincing manner.
by Sazzy October 29, 2006
Get the Spazztard mug.Mike: 'What did you say John? You forgot to bring the beer to the party? Oh man...your such a spanditard.' Used mainly in Limerick, Ireland.
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by Raywr. December 29, 2010
Get the Spaztard mug.Contraction of Spaz hazzard. Pertaining to a person who is capable of freaking out at any given moment.
by Daniel March 31, 2005
Get the Spazzard mug.An extremely retarded spastic. A cross between the two words that makes a term one above in insultness level. Spaztard > spastic > retard. Also spelt spastard. But only spaztards spell it like that.
Me- I dropped my stapler and stapled my foot
Some other guy- You spastard
Me- you spaztard spelling spaztard spastar
Same other guy- how do you know how I spell it.
Me- I stalk you on twitter, Facebook, instagram.
Some other guy- You spastard
Me- you spaztard spelling spaztard spastar
Same other guy- how do you know how I spell it.
Me- I stalk you on twitter, Facebook, instagram.
by tomjdog April 16, 2014
Get the Spaztard mug.A word of my own invention,it's now often used at the school where I work (I'm a pupil.)
This word replaces the word bastard
in a sentence.
Used becuase it has alot more meaning behind it,
it's short for 'Spazzy turd.'
It also has less vulgar connotations than 'bastard'(your less likely to get told off for saying it in school)
,even though in theory, it should be even more offensive, becuase 'bastard' doesn't have any meaning
whilst the meaning of spazzturd is always the same.
This word replaces the word bastard
in a sentence.
Used becuase it has alot more meaning behind it,
it's short for 'Spazzy turd.'
It also has less vulgar connotations than 'bastard'(your less likely to get told off for saying it in school)
,even though in theory, it should be even more offensive, becuase 'bastard' doesn't have any meaning
whilst the meaning of spazzturd is always the same.
1:Can I borrow 10 quid?
2:no.
1:Oh please I really need it!
2:No I don't have any money with me.
1: PLEASE I'll PAY YOU BACK!
2:no! get your own money you little spazzturd!
2:no.
1:Oh please I really need it!
2:No I don't have any money with me.
1: PLEASE I'll PAY YOU BACK!
2:no! get your own money you little spazzturd!
by Scarlo-hara February 6, 2008
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