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spatzel

a german "pet name" for someone who you find to be cute. it comes from Spatz, which is sparrow.
I love you, Spatzel.
by bhaeseler September 8, 2006
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Spazzasaur

Someone who can only be described as a mix between a spazz and dinosaur because of their stupendous awesomeness
Usually spazzes-out in the middle of crowded areas, dead silences, so on. Will start random conversations that have nothing to do with what was said beforehand. Pretty much, the greatest friend someone could ask for. ^^
Could also be described as a ditz or ditzy
General Conversation with a Spazzasaur

Person1: Hey, how do you think you did on that test?
Person2: I don't know.
Person1: It seemed pretty hard. Like that one-
Person2: Can apples think? What would they think about if they could? I bet they'd think about smart stuff, like why goldfish are gold but they're not really gold its more of an orangeish shiny color god I love shiny things don't you OMYFUCKINGJESUS!!!THERESABEE!!!!!GETAWAYGETAWAYGETAWAY!!
(dead silence)

Person1: ... what?
by Jynxed April 24, 2009
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Spatial Profiling

Airlines continually struggle with the idea of charging overweight passengers extra for their fare - it seems logical but then it is very difficult to implement.

"Spatial Profiling" is when airlines or for that matter any other industry, company, entity, individual discriminates someone on the basis of their weight.
The obese passenger was a victim of "spatial profiling" when she had to buy an extra ticket because of her weight.
by IPod Pilgrim January 21, 2010
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spazatazm

to be crazy spazz and have a crazy moment
Emily: oh my god
jasmine: Jessica you
sienna: just had a spazatazm!
by spastichuman July 17, 2019
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spaztard

n. An individual who possesses the qualities of both a spaz and a tard; one who overreacts in a moronic manner. Credit belongs to Canadian K. Fellows for coining the term in 2000.
Calm down, you f*cking spaztard!
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Bill Spata

I’m in the Dev Team Six cult and I have blind faith in Bill Spata.
by Albert Buffman April 14, 2022
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