spatial genius

A disparaging nickname, applied as a joke, to someone who doesn’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Yup, throughout my incredible life I’ve been widely recognized for my astounding feats as a spatial genius.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 10, 2021

spastic jawline

A completely deformed jawline

shut up derek, you got a spastic jawline

by Jawlord January 30, 2017

Spastification

The art of acting spasticly.

Someone who acts like a knob for the sake of it, i.e known as a retard or "spastic". Their level of "spastic-ness" will reach new heights, as they obtain the art of spastification.

Man 1: Jesus, what the fuck is that guy even doing?!
Man 2: I dunno man, he's acting like a proper spastic.
Man 1: That's spastification at its damn finest.

by GiggleTits April 26, 2013

sparting

Farting, except with sparkles. You can see this in the two movies, "Angry Birds" and "Trolls."

"Say again how sparting on me creates camouflage !?"

by dw8177 April 13, 2017

scare spastics

Those individuals that end up being scared into pissing their pants.

Watch out you don't get pissed on while frightening them scare spastics.

by jpg3 November 7, 2011

spasturbation

1. Masturbating in such a way that you inadvertantly hurt yourself.
2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.

oow, my eye! that was spasturbation!

Guy: Yeah, it was crazy seeing him spasturbating.

by Ramz January 10, 2007

Sparti

a municipality of Laconia, Greece; lies at the site of Ancient Sparta

Remo Pizza Cafe is located in modern Sparta/Sparti

by Kratos3 January 24, 2009