Zipper sparking refers to the act of dry humping while clothed.
Like dry humping it is the process of two people repeatedly rubbing their crotches on each other while fully clothed. Often achieving an orgasm.
Like dry humping it is the process of two people repeatedly rubbing their crotches on each other while fully clothed. Often achieving an orgasm.
"Oh man John wanted to zipper spark with susie so bad behind the bleachers at the Junior High School"
by JrMint September 27, 2004
Get the zipper sparking mug.The Flat Sparkling Water Paradox is a VERY well known hypothesis that the only true way to describe sparkling water is by describing it as flat water.
Which some people would just say is still water but they would in fact be incorrect. This is because despite the flat taste of sparkling water, it is still carbonated, therefore, meaning it is still sparkling water.
So as a result of this carbonated beverage tasting flat we come to the understanding that this is indeed the Flat Sparkling Water Paradox.
Which some people would just say is still water but they would in fact be incorrect. This is because despite the flat taste of sparkling water, it is still carbonated, therefore, meaning it is still sparkling water.
So as a result of this carbonated beverage tasting flat we come to the understanding that this is indeed the Flat Sparkling Water Paradox.
Friend 1: This sparkling water tastes awful, it just tastes like flat water.
Friend 2: That makes no sense but also hundreds of sense at the same time.
Friend 1: Wow that sounds like some real Flat Sparkling Water Paradox
Friend 2: That makes no sense but also hundreds of sense at the same time.
Friend 1: Wow that sounds like some real Flat Sparkling Water Paradox
by SparklingWaterResearcher May 16, 2022
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by 0B3Y February 20, 2007
Get the sparkling wiggles mug.A term used by astrophotographers and astronomers when they get their night sky pictures or observations ruined by SpaceX's Starlink sattelite constelation.
Person1: How was your astrophotograpy night?
Person2: I tried taking a long exposure of M31 but I got Starlinked midway trough the exposure.
Person2: I tried taking a long exposure of M31 but I got Starlinked midway trough the exposure.
by A. Tonia September 4, 2020
Get the Starlinked mug.When you drag your feet ascross nylon carpeting to build up a static charge then zap your dog "Sparky" on the nose.They hate that shit.
by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011
Get the sparkin' ole Sparky mug.a cute pink permission slip for a free spanling.
spanlings may not be given or recieved if uffyanda has not filled out the slip.
spanlings may not be given or recieved if uffyanda has not filled out the slip.
muffy- "buffy and fluffy, you will each recieve one free spanling." "see uffyanda for a spanling slip."
buffy- "yeah."
buffy- "yeah."
by robyn cason January 19, 2008
Get the spanling slip mug.After you have sex with an albino girl, she smiles and you wipe your cum on her teeth so they gleam in the sun light.
Someone please post a pic of an A&W cream soda can if you can't actually perform one. Albino girls are rare treasures. The porn for them is practically nonexistant. Even more so than midget.
by Karate Jesus December 7, 2004
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