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Spanch

A word that comes out of your mouth when your brain malfunctions because said brain is culling all processes not geared towards achieving a perfect run.

Something between spin, punch, bitch, and not even X knows what else.
by MoistPhilologist February 8, 2021
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Spanch

After his spanch, Mario saved princess peach.
by 4Derps February 7, 2021
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Spanch

When you perfect something, usually exclaimed upon success.
I just beat a video game without even taking damage! Spanch!
by MIT_Moist February 6, 2021
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Life span of an idiot

Idiots only live up to 16 years and 4 months
The life span of an idiot is only up to 16 years and 5 months old so take real good care of your idiots
by dynamicmodel2.0 April 8, 2021
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sepanx

It means Seperation Anxiety. Anxiety regarding separation from places or from people to whom the individual has a strong emotional attachment.
Sepanx just got real when I left my girlfriend at province.
by MarsBotanist March 25, 2017
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spandexual

Adj. -meaning to look sexy in spandex.
by D1eseldawg1 January 23, 2016
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emo life span

About 18 years
Dave: I've never seen an emo pensioner, I wonder why?
Bob: that's because they all hang themselve before the age of 18. That's an average emo life span
by Kellin.quinns.eyelash June 21, 2017
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