Spank Tank 

The gauge that measures how many things a child can do before taking an ass-beating.

A mother's Spank Tank was overflowed when her son spit at her in anger. This action was immediatly followed by a spanking with the iron palm of fury.

Spank Tank by Mark <Qtipp> June 2, 2007

Spank Tank 

A toilet typically found in a frat house used exclusively for masturbation and or flushing used condoms.

If you will excuse me gentleman I must proceed to release my seed into the spank tank.

Spank Tank by XxPpcrusxX May 6, 2025

The Spank Tank 

An RV or some form of bus where people come together and fuck. Used for educational purposes only. Its long, hard and full of drive.

Yesterday we were rollin' in the spank tank... you know what that means!

The Spank Tank by broskiparty June 7, 2009

Alaskan Spank Tank 

This occurs when you hit an elderly woman from behind as her oxygen tank slowly leaks into your butt causing a relaspe. This is also known as Jackass 4.

The other day i boned this lady so hard and gaver her the ol alaskan spank tank!

Alaskan Spank Tank by Donald Trumps Guilty Pleasure July 30, 2016

spank and tank

Typical strategy for dealing with bosses in online games such as World of Warcraft. The "tank" character goes up and absorbs most of the boss's damage, while the other characters "spank" the boss by dealing as much damage as possible without distracting the boss from the tank.

Anything I should know about this boss?
He has an aggro reset at 50%, but otherwise he's just spank and tank.

spank and tank by Sir Yelof May 12, 2007

spank and tank

A corruption of Tank and Spank.

tank (n.) - A tank is a character that survives large amounts of damage which fights on the battlefront and enables glass cannon builds to succeed. As a drawback, most tank builds aren't able to deal much damage back to the enemy because all their gear is focused on surviving.

tank (v.) - The process of a player tanking and taking all the damage saving other characters from death.

spank (v.) - The action of dealing loads of damage back to the enemy and thus punishing them.

tanking and spanking (v.) - The process of a tank doing his job but also dealing a considerable amount of damage back to the enemy.

Example 1. Damn monk! You can tank and spank!

Example 2. That dude is tanking and spank! Unbelievable!

Example 3.
Player A: Wow you can spank and tank!
Player B: Get it right. Its tank and spank not spank and tank!

spank and tank by Ultimater September 13, 2012

Spank Your Tank 

When you spank someone so hard they sneeze

Can I spank your tank?

Spank Your Tank by Daddys Lill Monster November 17, 2018