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Szalowski's Disease

A neurodegenerative disease characterized by immoderate jealousy. Causing its sufferers to attempt to accuse others of false misdemeanors; and squeeze unnecessary guilt and even an apology out of them.
Nick: <tries to guilt someone>
Mike: Nick must have Szalowski's Disease.
by gnarly_guacamole April 28, 2023
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Dirty John Szpakowski

Getting gang banged in the ass by a dozen gay midgets.
John requested a Dirty John Szpakowski because he likes gay butt sex.
by mac November 12, 2004
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Stankowski

Normaly two people who share a unique, close family bond together. These people often smell of freshly made bin liners and have a keen interest in rugby.
1. Look at those pair of Stankowski's
2. What a Stankowski
3. You Stankowski
by Mark Son Of Gay January 4, 2008
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Ryan Sitkowski

Lead guitarist for the band Motionless In White. Sexiest mf alive. An absolute himbo. Made a girl drive 4 hours to break up with her. Drank the other guitarists piss once. Likes big boobs
Maddy: Ryan Sitkowski is so hot!
Nicole: I know he is my boyfriend.
Maddy: NO MINE!!
Kiki: Tj Bell is my boyfriend.
by ryansitkowskilover69 January 19, 2021
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skowski

A Skowski is a man that plays with his man junk for days, or men that take it big time up the dummper hole and love to get it on with hot, steaming, hairy, sexy water buffalos, also pop chubbys when they shit on eachothers chest.

TEE-HEE
did u see those skowski's last night now there chests smell like straight up shit.
by T.Merrill January 4, 2010
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Sadowski

Verb: The act of puting a fishing rod down in mid battle to exchange your fighting belt for a new one.
Gary would've caught that fish if he didn't Sadowski while fighting it.
by Guidster June 24, 2008
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sobkowski

You're such a Sobkowski
by weebo231 May 27, 2017
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