Spacebag

The bag that holds the wine in "Boxed Wine".

Hey, wanna get a spacebag? You then take the bag of wine out of the box and drink straight from the nozzle and throw it around the room.

by sarah515valleyjunctioncrew March 23, 2004

Dirty Spaceman

Characteristics of a Dirty Spaceman
1. Looks like Will.I.Am
2. Leaving tonight, though he has an actively bleeding contusion
3. Got that Spaceman Head
4. Is Extra Angry
5. Owns a Leopard and Kept it freestyle
6. Will not have sex with teenage chickenheads who have a flat booty
7. Is a genius
8. Used to own a frog (named Adrianne) which was released by some chick
9. Eats Bacos on his chilly, but not on his Yam
10. Loves Ping-pong and Paintball, and plays it with his crew all night
11. Looks like a Pink Bunny in the morning
12. Shaves his Pubes
13. Freaks every grandma out when he moons them

"Tonight I'm leavin/ though I'm bleedin/ now you know me as/ Dirty Spaceman yeah!

by Docula October 27, 2011

spaceman

Posts spacey things that make you go "wtf?". He must be as high as a kite, and with the grammar of a 5 year old.

Fighter of NightDarker.

spaceman: so vegetablr stock comes from the bones of what vegetables?

by FuzzyBB July 25, 2009

Spaceman Spiff

From the famous comic, Calvin and Hobbes, it is one of calvins many alter egos. He flies around in a space ship in an unknown, but cruel galaxy where he crashes and meets many gross aliens. Bill Watterson(creator of C&H) created the character when he was in high school, where the name was "Spaceman Mort." It has now grown into the spaceman we know of as spiff. Bill Watterson has said Spiff is a parody of Flash Gordon, and the setting uses elements found in regular sci-fi.

We find Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer extraordinaire, poised precariously over a percolating pit of putrid pasta

by Spaceman_Spiff May 22, 2009

SpacePage

A term used by the elderly trying to be with current trends by becoming involved in networking social sites.

"I've been trying to talk to you all day on the SpacePage"

by Park Dad March 1, 2010

Spacewank

To rip the heed aff it in zero gravity conditions. Ideal place would be the international space station.

Whist in space, Tim Peak amuses himself by having a spacewank and seeing what happens to ejaculate in zero gravity

by Shambles91 August 31, 2016

URBAN SPACEMAN

The urban spaceman is ulitmateley someone who doesn't exist

Urban spaceman: I'm the urban spaceman babe, but here comes the twist
I don't exist

Rural spaceman: Sucks for you

by eR0R February 25, 2008