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I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South. 

Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."

The South American Sodomizer 

A South-American man who walks around having anal sex with every person he sees.
Did you see The South American Sodomizer in the newspaper?

Yeah! I sure wouldn't want him to sodomize me!

South American sunburn 

When a man twists you dick into another shade of red
Man that was the best South American Sunburn I've every had !
South American sunburn by Edgy2002 February 17, 2017

south american summer 

Where a bunch of people smoke pot and get hammered then go streaking and pulling pranks on people
James and his friends gathered to participate in a South American summer

South American Splint

A splint made of a erect penis and a couple zip ties to support your leg if broken and in a low resource situation.
"Josh! Get the zip ties and that picture of your sister, I have to make a South American splint"
South American Splint by Hungzo October 5, 2017

South American Soup Bowl 

The act of taking bowling hot soup (normally chicken noodle, egg drop, cheese and broccoli, etc.) and pouring it into a females vagina, then eating it with a spoon. The sound produced by the female after having this performed is similar to the Guanaco, which is an animal native to south america, hence the name South American Soup Bowl.
Ethan: "I heard you gave Sally a South American Soup Bowl last night."
Carson: "Yeah, she told me that she will put my penis in a zippeh as revenge."