Seattle Sounders FC

An American MLS soccer team in Seattle, Washington. The original USL team was founded in 1974, and they joined the MLS in 2009 as an expansion team. They average 40,000+ fans per game which is one of the highest attendance records in MLS. They have yet to miss the playoffs and set the record for the most consecutive MLS wins in history. As of 2019, they have won two MLS Cups (2016 & 2019), four Lamar Hunts US Open Cups, one Supporter's Shield, and three Western Conference Championships. They are also currently tied for the most Cascadia Cups with the Vancouver Whitecaps. Their two biggest rivals are Vancouver and the Portland Timbers who are far less accomplished than the Sounders.
Friend: Who is your favorite soccer team?
Me: Seattle Sounders FC
by Knowledgeable Soccer Gal December 12, 2019
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Seattle Sounders FC

An Major League Soccer club from Seattle that has a incredibly ridiculous amount of fans (for an American soccer club), upwards of 35,000 a match. The original club formed in 1974 and they have been playing in MLS since 2009.
Eurosnob: No one watchs American ... pfft.... soccer HAH
Sounders FC fan: Have you seen Qwest Field during a Seattle Sounders FC match?
by jonnigga October 29, 2010
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Seattle Sounders

The worst team to ever play professional soccer/football. To the point where a 11 year old girls team could beat them.
Did you see the Seattle Sounders loose against the Portland Timbers? Yeah dude, they can’t win to Portland.
by Seattle Sounders March 10, 2019
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sounder pounder

The pounder of a sounder of slampigs.
Guy 1: "Hey man, there's a whole bunch of slampigs in here."
Guy 2: " Oh man, I'd be their sounder pounder."
by SlamSow December 08, 2015
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silent sounder

the silent sounder is a creature from birminghamian mythology that sounds (inserting objects into a males urethra opening in his penile device) silently in the corner of a room

if youve had the misfortune of being cursed by this creature you better start looking for signs like: stains in the corner of your rooms, cold spots in rooms and the brown note faintly playing from your wall
John: i think iv been cursed by the silent sounder
Johnny: how can you tell?
John: its a silent sound
by thesoundingprophet January 11, 2025
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