Souvies.

Noun. Short for "souvenirs." Something that serves as a reminder.

Bring me back some sexy Souvies from the Red Light District. "Souvies."

by JamesOtis December 30, 2011

Darren Sockier

Drinking an alcoholic beverage through a sock. A sock gets place over the cup with the drink in it and the person has to drink the whole drink then squeeze out any drink soaked into the sock. Usually a punishment with a used sock

At uni games, I had to do a Darren sockier
Darren sockier, Sockier, Darren sockier, na na na na na na na Darren sockier, sockier, Darren sockier
Macquarie uni is the birthplace of the Darren sockier

by Sockier September 10, 2016

pukey sookie

the act of having a man puke on a women for a sexual thrill. such act can be seen in the latest episode of 1000 Ways to Die.

the other night I was watching a guy do a pukey sookie on a girl.

by Revan24 November 8, 2010

soekie kakkie

Afrikaans slang. Contracted form of 'soek nie' and 'kak nie'. Translated to English as 'Not looking for trouble' or more literally 'Not looking for shit.'

Are you looking for trouble? (Answered in Afrikaans) Nee, ek soekie kakkie.

by horrible hanz June 11, 2013

sookie stackhouse

the grown-up, completely badass version of Bella Swan; the protagonist and narrator in HBO's True Blood and the Southern Vampire Mysteries.

Twilighter: "Bella Swan was so brave when she saved Edward's life."

Smart Person: "are you kidding!? when someone was after Sookie Stackhouse's man, she choked him with a chain!"

by ericnorthmanawesomeee August 1, 2009

Souvie

A really hot person who's the epitome of perfection and A person who makes every girl jealous. Souvies are very independent and have good morals. They are usuallly lone wolves and make very good leaders.

"I wish I could just be as perfect as Souvie."

by 2347823648weyuygdfugyudgf872tg February 1, 2010

Genital Souties

n. - A sexually transmitted virus that causes painful blisters that usually occur on the lips, genitals, and eyes. Genital Souties occur in rashes, or outbreaks, when the Souties Simplex Virus becomes active in the skin. Unlike Genital Herpes, which cause puss-filled blisters, Genital Souties are known to cause blisters that bear a distinctive resemblance to Brian Souter. Souties are known to have thick glasses, bushy beards, and are particularly painful in that Souties - unlike Herpes - are able to speak. Known to consistently harass the victim with endless conspiracy theories, Genital Souties often lead to suicide in victims who are desperate to escape the inane conspiracy talk.

Despite some available treatment options, there is no cure for Genital Souties. Ask your doctor about treatment options such as Soutrex. The only way to prevent Genital Souties is to avoid contact with conspiracy theorists.

Doctor: Son, I'm afraid I have some bad news: It's Genital Souties.

Victim: (begins weeping) Oh God, why did I keep going with that girl after she started talking about government mind control!

by Save Our Souters May 25, 2006