sousaphone

A sousaphone is commonly referred to as a tuba. This is the tuba of choice for many marching bands. The sousaphone section can consist of 1 person, but many bands have up to 20 of these very awkward instruments.

Warning: Use of a sousaphone without proper training can result in the injury of the player or those around him.

Warning: Sousaphones are not to be used during lightning storms.

Sousaphones are difficult to transport on buses and in cars.

by Geebus July 25, 2004

susaphobia

Afraid of people being sus or being sus yourself.

My friend has susaphobia

by Y0UW1LLD13 April 8, 2021

sousaphone

40 pounds of ultimate hotness. Those who are not seksi enough have to settle for playing a less hot instrument like the euphonium or trumpet. Those who are least gifted have to be demoted to the woodwind section, or even the drum line!

It will often cause you back problems, but who cares when you get all of the chicks! (Or guys for those less effeminate female sousa players.)

n00b: "Why is that guy's sousaphone white?"
Me: "Its because nobody likes him. Oh, and because even though he is 30 or so, he cant lift a brass sousa, so he has to carry white trash. He probably was a trumpet player"

Stupid people who dont think: "Isnt that heavy?"
Me: "uh, no, see how seksi I am?"
them: "oh, I forgot!"

Stupid people again: "Why dont they make pads for sousaphones?"
Me: "They do."

other brass: "Why did you pick the sousaphone? its so heavy!"
Me: "You dont choose to play sousaphone, it chooses you. Either that or the director forces you to since nobody wants to until they have."

by B 4 |\| |) G33k December 31, 2008

shiny sousaphone

An improved rusty trombone. It is a maneuver similar to a 69, but instead one participant performs a rusty trombone while receiving oral gratification. The name is derived from how one partner is "wrapped" around the other being played like a sousaphone. Preferably one of the performers is standing.

Steve slipped a disk the other day when he received a shiny sousaphone from Shannon the other night.

by napoleon bonerhard November 9, 2012

soyaphobia

Fear of all Soy products.

After years of forcefull feeding, the boy came down with soyaphobia.

by TeaAnyone February 15, 2007

Sonaphonics

• A type of language where one uses randomized actions in place of words.
• A physical form of sarcasm with minimal use of words
• A situation where props aren’t required, but can be used to increase the level of humor during an over exaggerated course of action

Sonaphonics Example:
• Someone tells you that they made an “A” on their Math test.
Your Response - *Get up, do a full 360 spin, sit down, and give them a sudden thumbs up while holding a straight face the entire time*

by TheBlazinBlasian May 23, 2020

Susaphone

1. You do not know how to spell sousaphone and ended up here.
2. You are thinking too much about Among Us and mashed sousaphone and sus together.

Guy: Yooo look at that susaphone!
John Philip Sousa: Susaphone? It's sousaphone, you idiot.

by Jacobsf September 12, 2021