sonned

1) The action of being capable of calling someone else "son", in a derogatory sense.

Wow, you just got sonned.

by Brad C December 30, 2005

sored

the state of being sad and bored

i was very sored when my girlfriend was late

by thetbio November 1, 2017

sorted

v. From English slang terminology. 1. To be sorted. To be under the influence of ecstacy. Broader uses include being under the influence of other drugs and also being equiped with ecstacy (or other substances) 2. To be organised. To have things in order.
3. syn. for cool or wicked.

1. (in a club)"easy mate, you havin' a good night"
"yeah im fuckin' sorted bruv!!"

2. "I've got to get my taxes sorted by tuesday."

3. "can you hook me up with that program you use for editing songs?"
"yeah, sure"
"sorted!"

by Olly J February 6, 2005

Sowned

Abbreviated version of "So Owned", a phrase used to declare superiority/inferiority in online multiplayer games.

"j00 just got Sowned"

" I sux0r, I got Sowned"

"S0wned again!!"

by dave card May 21, 2004

Sorted Out

Getting your lights smacked out by someone else because you did something wrong.

''Hey, what on earth did you do in the pub last Friday? Bob, you need to get yourself sorted out!''

by 147mphonaA4sheet February 8, 2013

Get sonned

The act of aggressively turning someone into your son.

A father holds an authority position over his son and is able to dictate his son's life. In the same way, someone who "sons" another person, gains a position of authority over them and is higher than them in the social hierarchy.

*Wilbert engages in intense philosophical discourse with Alistair on the internet.*

*Wilbert puts forward an impenetrable argument and Alistair never responds*

Wilbert: GET SONNED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!

by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020

sowned

the fusion of the words 'so owned.' When both words are used one after the other in a sentence the speaker may shorten the two words to the one word alternative.

'oh my days boy you got sowned' as opposed to 'oh my days boy you got so owned'

by JoelyBoy December 3, 2007