SOMP

A guy had this on his license plate back in the 80s. It means: Suck on my penis!

SOMP, dude

by thehiney June 13, 2009

somp

STINKY (or skanky) OLD MANGY PUSSY

Shut your mouth you stupid SOMP

by NICOLAZ3 January 13, 2009

Somp

Someone who doesnt care about girls and spends most of his time with the homies

Its good thing hes a somp and not a simp otherwise we would have to crucifie him

by gilberto calix January 23, 2020

Somp

SOMP- Suckers Owning Model Pussy
When someone is displaying SIMP like qualities but if the significant other of the model pussy.

“Did you see that Ian from IDUBBZ is a simp?” “Nah man that’s his girlfriend he is actually a SOMP.”

by Alsak April 1, 2020

Somp

A somp is generically known to be a more severe version of a simp. A somp will literally go to any length to make himself known, this mf would literally kidnap you.

Guy 1: bro omg did you see Rebecca last night? I gotta make that mine

Guy 2: don't turn into a somp man, not cool

by GabenThiccAF May 29, 2020

somp

a somp is an og simp for hikashi in the discord
to not be mixed with the sexual definition-

-Sirinda is the #1 somp for hikashi
-I know she even has her own role

by cabrielle August 6, 2020

Somp

The person to whom one "simps"

My friend is such a Somp, they have so many Simps

by Chief Simp September 8, 2020