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A Somalian Driver’s License is when you take a hot steamy dump on the hood of a moving vehicle. As the car drives it will begin to smear all over the front windshield, obscuring the driver’s vision. If they don’t crash, they are granted a Somalian driver’s license.
My gf broke up with me, when she drives home today I’m gonna give her a Somalian Driver’s license.
by binladen-georgefloyd August 16, 2025
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When you anally fuck a women, jizz in her ass, lay her face down, ass up, and let the jizz dry. Once jizz is dry, pour some gun powder in her ass and mix it with the dried jizz. Then snort the mixture of future generations and explosives.
Man 1: Hey Bro, you tired yet?

Man 2: No Man, I've been up for 15 days from The Somalian Sun Dial.
by Sean139 October 23, 2007
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somalian beedle dial

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haveing sex with a man and then ejaculating in his arse and licking it out as he sucks on the other mans dick, then kissing each other and swallowing while both partners have the cum in there mouths.
man 1: hey, would you like to try a somalian beedle dial?

man 2:yeah definatly

man 1:ok
by hairy beedle October 13, 2009
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Somalian Smoke Detector

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When you exhale smoke from a vape/cigarette into another persons asshole.
by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024
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Drilon Somali

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A little kosovoian kid with a large mole on the left side of his face. He is usually seen jerking himself off in a corner
What's Drilon Somali doing? Oh, he's probably jerking off
by WooLmao January 16, 2022
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