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Absolute solver

The Absolute Solver (also spelled "AbsoluteSolver") is a failsafe program from internet series “Murder drones” that seems to exist within all Disassembly Drones as an auto-repair initiative that takes control of their broken forms if they are damaged to the point where they cannot repair themselves. It's implied to be an overarching antagonist of Murder Drones, with one iteration serving as the main antagonist of "Heartbeat".

Following Serial Designation J's destruction from Uzi's Railgun, the Absolute Solver activates and creates Eldritch J. It then proceeded to kidnap the colony's Worker Drones using holograms to trick them and use their parts to create new material for J to be rebuilt from. However, it was later defeated by N after attempting to escape and imploded, reducing it to a black, floating orb.

Despite being a program supposedly exclusive to Disassembly Drones, its implied that the program can exist in Worker Drones as well under specific circumstances, with both Uzi Doorman and Doll displaying its symbol in their eye and also show specific traits such as Uzi's descent into sociopathy and Doll's desire to consume oil, implying a possible effect related to change in behavior.
Damn, the Absolute solver saved my life there… but now I gotta drink oil….
by cheesegameridk March 20, 2023
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SoloRenektonOnly is a league of legends streamer that makes videos with the following sentences.
"ABUSE IT BEFORE IT GETS NERFED!"
"THIS NEW BUILD IS BUSTED!"
"THIS DAMAGE IS ABUSRD!"
Guy 1: Yo in my last game we had a full crit yorick top.
Guy 2: He's following SoloRenektonOnly's build!
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Problem Solverz

A god-awful show that makes me want to puke in the toilet then set my head on fire. Has no plot whatsoever, each of the characters are like fucking retarded dolls (one of which is made out of poop), and the name itself tells you that the producer of this show is mentally unfit.
Wow Cartoon Network mustve been piss drunk when they allowed Problem Solverz to air on TV.
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problem solver

Used in rap, means a gun.
Ill bring my problem solver, never know when shit might get live.
by tom October 30, 2004
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Solorgy

Solo-rgy. An orgy, but by yourself. You just have to be reeeeeally into it.
A master debater and a cunning linguist walk into a bar. And then they leave separately and each have a SOLORGY!!!
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Problem Solver

A gun, usually a revolver. Used by rappers.
"I got a problem solver, and it's name is revolver" - Dr. Dre
by Incognito Dude October 11, 2012
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Universal Problem Solver

Josh: She looked sad, so I caught up with her and gave her a universal problem solver.
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