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solarbeam

the most sick-tit grass type move in the Pokemon world, as well as the real world, even though it has to gather sunlight on the first turn. It is the master maneuver of the grass Pokemon Venusaur, though other n_gg_rf_gg_t Pokemon also learn it. Many weaksauce trainers use TM22 to teach venusaur solarbeam, because they lack the necessary genitalia to raise it to level 65. A solarbeam is comparable to the sun's orgasm, with the turn to take in sunlight representing the stimulation leading up to the climax. However. if Groudon's effect or sunny day has been used, solarbeam can be used without having to absorb sunlight.
Venusaur, solarbeam the dick off of that dickmuncher!

Look at that Venusaur...it doesn't even know solarbeam. I'll bet you $10 that his trainer doesn't have any balls.

Was that a solarbeam attack, or did the sun just have an orgasm?

OMG sunny day is in effect! I can use solarbeam every turn now. That's the tits!
by gdogmanatee October 21, 2009
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Solar Powered Girl

The type of jawdroppingly attractive girl you see on a hot day when the sun comes out. Never seen or heard in a drab environment, the Solar Powered Girl is simply evoked by cloudless skies and hot weather. Often causing much cooing and elbow nudging, they can be hazardous to men driving vehicles, particularly white vans.

Many women not quite on the same level as a Solar Powered Girl regularly attempt to disguise themselves as one by wearing large, face-hiding sunglasses.
Example 1.

Guy 1: "Weather's looking awesome...there's bound to be some Solar Powered Girls out today!"

Guy 2: "Yeah but take care we may see a few decievers out there".

Example 2.
*BEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
(Everyone turns around to see the source of loud noise)

"It's just some white van driver beeping his horn at the Solar Powered Girls."
by alabamawhiskeyjar May 6, 2010
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Solar Bowls

The term refers to using a magnifying lens or fresnel lens to lite a bowl or bong of Marijuana. Instead of a lighter, use a magnifying glass. By positioning the lens at the right spot between the bowl and the sun, you can smoke your herb without inhaling the nasty butane chemicals associated with lighters.

There are benefits to smoking the solar way. First and foremost is taste. Secondly,a Solar Bowl burns clean and tasty to the end and you can get green hits right up to the last toke. Thirdly, by moving the beam of sunlight around the surface of the nugget at the right speed, you can actually vapourize the bud very effectively.

Solar bowl puffing is also very efficient. A bowl smoked with the solar method goes much farther, due to the fact that you are not torching the entire bowl with a huge flame. You are simply “vaporizing” one little spot with an intense beam of light. A bowl smoked with the solar method goes around at least twice as many times as a bowl smoked with a lighter.

Another benefit of solar bowl puffing is that the wind is no longer an issue as the wind becomes irrelevant when you smoke using the solar method.
Person A: Lets go do some Solar Bowls out in the fresh air

Person B: Hell yeah, toking with the power of the sun!
by TheMadBonger April 1, 2007
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The Silmarillion

First published in 1977 after being constructed from J.R.R. Tolkien's notes by his son Christopher, The Silmarillion contains much of the history of Middle-Earth before the events of the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings. It is perhaps best thought of in terms of a modern history book constructed from several contradictory sources penned by people with agendas and bad filings systems; containing conjecture, racial stereotypes, claims of religious superiority, a lot of things ending in -ism, and the idea that Fingon was Gil-Galad's father.

Excluding the foreword, index of names and appendix, the book is divided into five main segments; Ainulindalë, Valaquenta, Quenta Silmarillion, Akallabêth, and Of The Rings Of Power And The Third Age.

Warning: contains conlangs and tears unnumbered.
While reading The Silmarillion people often cry themselves to sleep over the deaths of their favourite characters.
by Osprey Eamon February 7, 2015
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solar flurr

The blinding beam of light created when rays from the sun hit Soulja Boy's chain. Only possible while your speakers are going Hammer. The empirical opposite of a polar burr.
Ice game, cold as a polar burr
Sun hit my chain watch it make a solar flurr
by OG Mudurr March 26, 2013
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Solar Toking

Solar Toking is a term for liting Marijuana in bowl or bong, outdoors, using the power of the sun and a magnifying glass or fresnel lens. By angling the magnifying glass or lens between the marijuana and the sun and focusing the beam into a dot the marijuana will ignite.

The reasons for doing this are:

1). Taste -
Marijuana smoked in this was is undiluted by butane or flint smoke from lighters.

2). Burns Clean -
The Marijuana smoked in this way burns clean rather than absorbing butane and chemicals from lighters.

3). Green Hits to the end -
The small area that is combusted by a beam of light allows for continuious inhalations of fresh Marijuana material.

4). Vaporizing -
With practice a Solar Toker can produce an affect simulair to Vaporizing without urning the material. By controlling the focus of light the bowl can be heated up releasing Marijuanas essential vapors.

5). No Wind -
The wind blows out the flame of a lighter. The Suns rays are not affected by wind.

6). Efficency -
Solar Toking is very efficent because it does not destroy and incinerate Marijuana material as a lighter does. Solar Toking can be precise so that no Material is wasted.

7). Time -
Solar Toking on a clear day, Marijuana can be ignited almost instantly if angled and aimed properly.

The only major drawback is that it is difficult to use Solar Toking in cloudy conditions. A clear to partly cloudy sky is optimal for Solar Toking.
Weedster 1: Whats that term they use for smoking out in the sun with a magnifying glass?

Weedster 2: Solar Toking?
by TheMadBonger April 1, 2007
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Solimar

solimar is a females name. meas SUN and SEA. Solimar is tough, and does about anything she wants to do. shes up for anything, and will take chances. big personality and very enthusiastic. shes a fast learner and like to be dared to do anything. very pretty skin, usually with wavy burnet hair. and chocolate eyes. and very straight forward.
OMiGod, look at solimar, she's....so....beautiful.
by tapperonthgo June 17, 2011
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