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Stool Softener

An object placed upon a hard chair ( i.e. a stool ) in the form of a cushion or a similar device, used to soften the area that is sat upon. Commonly used when a person will remain stationary for extended periods of time, such as when one is gaming.
"Dude, my ass is falling asleep. Hand me a stool softener."
by RunawayPanda January 19, 2014
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Softeners

Saggy tits that are so soft and have lost all perkiness
So you hooked up with Jessica last night... Were her tits sweet little handfuls or old lady softeners?
by Joe876543 August 29, 2013
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Softeners

Nasty ass hoes that make boners go soft
Dude, you see those fat asses? They a bunch of softeners..
by Joe876543 August 29, 2013
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the stool softener

A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.
Frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him Hep-C, he performed "The Stool Softener" on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. She passed out in a warm Spunk Loaf later that night.
by e-rips December 16, 2003
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saltpeter

a magical formula that they put in your food in prison and possibly in the military also to curb your ability to pop a boner.
you can't even pop a chubby in basic training caue of the saltpeter
by cobud March 14, 2004
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fabric softener

by what is fabric softener March 9, 2017
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Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm

A Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm is the orgasm a guy has after he eats food laced with Viagra and Saltpeter -- he has cumgasms and shits his pants simultaneously.
Aww man ... somebody put Viagra and Saltpeter in our food, and I had a Viagra & Saltpeter-gasm -- I was cumming and going at the same time!
by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021
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