Softcock

People who dont have the guts or balls to admit and take responsibility for things they have done.

Tim Blomfield. Theres no better example.

by WhoCares December 17, 2003

Softcock

A half-baked nancy boy/girl who can't keep up with the rest of the crew but purports to be able to.

Susana said she'd go out on the weekend. When she realized she wouldn't be able to keep up, she decided to make other plans. Therefore, Susana is a softcock.

by Karl the stayer January 13, 2004

Ragnor Softcock

When a guy grows a mullet then braids it in the style of Ragnor Lothbrok but doesn't quite pull it off due to them suffering from erectile dysfunction.

Guy 1: Have you seen Stephens new hairstyle? He looks like Ragnor Lothbrok
Everyone else: More like Ragnor Softcock

by Fatwell December 8, 2022

softcock special

Robbie Engels favorite meal

Waiter: "what would you like sir?"

Robbie: "/i'll try the softcock special, i had one last night."

by Softcock Express April 26, 2010

Softcock

Someone who doesn't show up to a music video in their own suburb.

he didn't show up to a music video? what a softcock

by David Berko June 7, 2022

Softcock express

Someone who is always wanting to hop on the dude train. Someone always ready to get on the softcock express and take a softcock.

Robbie: "All aboard the softcock express! Its going to dudetown!"

by softcock Express April 27, 2010

Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning

Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning is an extension of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning that involves performing the act with your balls touching a highly radioactive source. This does two things.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.

Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.

John: "He'll never expect Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning."

John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).

by Jimothy A. Bonquavious March 2, 2025