by WhoCares December 17, 2003
Get the Softcock mug.Susana said she'd go out on the weekend. When she realized she wouldn't be able to keep up, she decided to make other plans. Therefore, Susana is a softcock.
by Karl the stayer January 13, 2004
Get the Softcock mug.When a guy grows a mullet then braids it in the style of Ragnor Lothbrok but doesn't quite pull it off due to them suffering from erectile dysfunction.
Guy 1: Have you seen Stephens new hairstyle? He looks like Ragnor Lothbrok
Everyone else: More like Ragnor Softcock
Everyone else: More like Ragnor Softcock
by Fatwell December 8, 2022
Get the Ragnor Softcock mug.by Softcock Express April 26, 2010
Get the softcock special mug.Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning is an extension of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning that involves performing the act with your balls touching a highly radioactive source. This does two things.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.
Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.
Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.
John: "He'll never expect Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning."
John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).
John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).
by Jimothy A. Bonquavious March 2, 2025
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