Sock Cucker

When you jerk off in one sock and make the other one watch

Thomas is always make his left sock watch him do the nasty with his right sock. What a sock cucker.

by M Land May 21, 2024

sockcucker

A common malapropism usually uttered by folks who are falling-down drunk and mean to use the term ‘cocksucker.’

Come over here you miserable sockcucker, I’ll kick your ass!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2021

socksucker

a way to say cocksucker around younger people.

While your child is in the room and you want to call your woman a cocksucker: Hey, why do you have to be such a socksucker?

by hi5000 August 15, 2011

sockcucker

Anyone who uses spoonerisms so that they don't have to swear in public. (a spoonerism is the switching of initial consanant sounds in a sentence.)

"I got to feel her tiant gits" said the sockcucker.

by quamp July 21, 2003

sockfucker

A horney male soldier in the field or on deployment that can/will not get sex from a female, and rolls up a sock nice and tight like a vagina and proceeds to have "relations" with it.

Soldier 1: I walked in on SSG Kennedy, and he was fucking a damn sock!

Soldier 2: Kennedy is such a SOCKFUCKER

by The real Beav April 28, 2006