Sock monkey

A monkey that has a dangerous addiction to eating socks.

DUDE ITS A SOCK MONKEY

Sock monkey by AWESOMESAUCE January 19, 2013

Sock monkey lips 

adj. Term used to describe lips that have been over injected.
Lips that are disproportionate to the facial symmetry due to plastic surgery.
Lips like that of the vintage toy The Sock Monkey

That chic from the Real Housewives has some serious Sock Monkey lips!

Lisa Rinna (before they were reduced), Melanie Griffith, Donatella Versace

Sock monkey lips by Airdon2 April 13, 2011

Sock monkey face

stuffing too much food in your mouth and closing your lips with puffy cheeks.

Boy, you jus fit that whole muffin in your mouth. Nice sock monkey face.

Sock monkey face by timsworld May 19, 2015

Seattle Sock Monkey 

The act of defecating into a sock monkey and throwing it at a victim while screaming " Your are my monkey, bitch!" and followed by monkey noises.

Brad made me angry, so I grabbed my sock monkey, filled it with a deuce, and threw it at him. I schooled Brad in getting a Seattle Sock Monkey.

Seattle Sock Monkey by Miles Long UpYours August 31, 2011

mexican sock monkey

same as an alabama hot pocket but add salsa

Matt Looney turned that nasty hooker into a mexican sock monkey

mexican sock monkey by bonedaddy0101 May 18, 2022

super saiyan sock monkey 

When a guy is fucking a girl in doggy-style position and without letting her know, he cums in a sock and puts it over her head, he the ties her hands and feet up and cuts a hole in the sock to wear her mouth is. Then he will cum on a banana and shove it down her throat while screaming like a chimpanzee going super saiyan.

Girl: Omg he started to super saiyan sock monkey me!

Friend: What does that even mean?

Girl: Let me come over to your place and I’ll show you!

super saiyan sock monkey by uglycrustacean June 11, 2018

dick hopn sock monkey 

Females who change there sexual partners more often than they change underwear...

This towns full of dick hopn sock monkeys bro!

dick hopn sock monkey by Savage Chic September 20, 2020