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socc my cocc

a DANK way to say "suck my cock/dick"
Also a super insulting insult,worse than the Steven Slutniversr fusion of "ur mom gay","ur dad lesbian" and "ur granny tranny"
The only insult which can eliminate the universe along with all which is part of it
Lenny man:ur mom gay
Other Lenny man:ur dad lesbian
Lenny man:ur granny tranny
Other Lenny man:no u
Lenny man:you've triggered my trap card!!!11! socc my cocc
Other Lenny man along with the Vast universe:*fucking implodes*
by Lenny McMemer June 18, 2018
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Socc my cocc

DANK way to say"suck my cock/dick"
Socc my cocc is the ultimate insult, stronger than a million no u's,more insulting than the Steven Slutniverse fusion of ur mom gay ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny
It's used once all of the said insults were already used un a conversation
Once used un a sentence,it makes the entire universe along with all which is part of it implode into nothingless
Lenny man:ur mom gay
Other Lenny man:ur dad lesbian
Lenny man:no u
Other Lenny man:ur granny tranny
Lenny man:you've triggered my trap card!!!1!!11! socc my cocc
Other Lenny man along with the vast universe:*fucking implodes into stardust*
by Lenny McMemer June 19, 2018
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POD the SOCC

POD the SOCC is an abbreviation. It stands for "Provider of Dick the Saviour Of Chubby Chicks" and it refers to a, more or less, fit guy who cleverly fucks chubby/chunky girls. These girls normally doesnt get a fair amount of girth-units, ENTER POD the SOCC.
"I went to a party this weekend where all the smooth girls were taken and the rest of them were fat fucks, had to unleash POD the SOCC"
by Mettalmania December 14, 2018
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pick-up soccer

A game of soccer where anyone can join, usually there's no membership fees, no skill requirements and it's just for fun. It's just a bunch of strangers meeting together to play the greatest sport in the word.
Person A: Do you know where I can play soccer?
Person B: Yeah, there's pick-up soccer every Thursday at Lincoln Park.
Person A: Cool, thanks!
by JohnG Jacob May 28, 2009
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soccer mom reflex

A reflex that occurs when an otherwise well-mannered mother perceives her child has been threatened, slighted or other-wised maligned causing an uncontrolled outburst.
I could feel my soccer mom reflex go into action when I heard another kid's mom getting on to my son. I snapped and said, "Oh, no, you didn't just point your finger at MY son!"
by Lil Momacita January 1, 2014
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chinese socce

The act of performing an abortion at home and kicking the zygote, embryo, or fetus around like you're playing soccer.
Man at my suprise birthday party I ruined my brand new white shoes playing chinese soccer.
by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020
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Soccer Faggot

Kids who think they're top shit because they play soccer, they say the world 'lad' a lot and often are quite aggressive. They think they're cool because they play soccer but they're not. They are always very cocky.
Hey Matthew look over there, there is Peter, Luca and Lucas playing soccer and being Soccer Faggots.
by imperialpigeon May 28, 2016
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