snum

Snum is a nickname for a lame-ass student at Shorecrest. Snum is actually male, though can occasionally be seen wearing home-made skirts. When relaxing, the Snum likes to stand with its legs spred and hands on its' hips, sticking out its non-existant cheast.

Snum baked another coffee cake today. What a suck up.

by Jesus Pimp Christ May 8, 2005

Snum

A portmanteau of the words "snake" and "mum," meaning the mother of a snake, or any woman who has adopted a pet snake.

"I just adopted a boa," Enid said, "I can't believe it, I'm a snum now!"

by Snek dude April 16, 2018

snum

Sneezing and cumming at the same time.

Hachaaaaa aaaa ah oh my goddddd I just snummed so harddd.

by snumdring May 2, 2020

Snum

A female snake owner, a shortened version of "snake mum."

Person 1: I heard she's a snum.
Person 2: Nice, I'll send her the next snek meme I see.

by Snek Keeper April 16, 2018

Snumming

The process of sneezing and cumming at the same time.

Dusty: Have you guys heard about snumming?
Jon: What's that?
Dusty: It's when you cum and sneeze at the same time.
Jon: Dude that sounds amazing!

Later that day...

Jon: I'm about to snum!
Jon: *sneezes* & *cums*

by HarryPopHer December 13, 2024

snum

snail cum

Snail: "Oh yeah im gonna snum"

by meowcat1 October 23, 2024

Snum

Snum, Snumming, or Snummed. Is the act of sneezing then preceding to blow your load at the same time.

" I was hanging out with my sister the other day and I snummed on her!"
" How to fuck did you snum on her?"
" I don't know man, I've been snumming a lot recently."

by Bubbsrito December 9, 2023