snum

Snum is a nickname for a lame-ass student at Shorecrest. Snum is actually male, though can occasionally be seen wearing home-made skirts. When relaxing, the Snum likes to stand with its legs spred and hands on its' hips, sticking out its non-existant cheast.
Snum baked another coffee cake today. What a suck up.
by Jesus Pimp Christ May 09, 2005
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Snumming

The process of sneezing and cumming at the same time.
Dusty: Have you guys heard about snumming?
Jon: What's that?
Dusty: It's when you cum and sneeze at the same time.
Jon: Dude that sounds amazing!

Later that day...

Jon: I'm about to snum!
Jon: *sneezes* & *cums*
by HarryPopHer December 13, 2024
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Hachaaaaa aaaa ah oh my goddddd I just snummed so harddd.
by snumdring May 02, 2020
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Snum

When an individual sneezes so hard they cum
Man my allergies are rough this year, I snummed my pants
by B00tybutta August 18, 2023
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A portmanteau of the words "snake" and "mum," meaning the mother of a snake, or any woman who has adopted a pet snake.
"I just adopted a boa," Enid said, "I can't believe it, I'm a snum now!"
by Snek dude April 17, 2018
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Verb, To be denied, screwed out of or cheated. To feel an impending sense of accomplishment only to be disappointed.
You thought you were going home early but you got snummed.

That chick you talked to for an hour was hot. Too bad she snummed you when she told you about her boyfriend...and her 3 kids...and her living with her mother.
by Professor Willapong September 27, 2012
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When you cum and sneeze at the same time and get cum all over the place.
Oh shit Jack, I just snumed! How will I ever clean this up?
by BronerAlert October 17, 2015
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