snum

Snum is a nickname for a lame-ass student at Shorecrest. Snum is actually male, though can occasionally be seen wearing home-made skirts. When relaxing, the Snum likes to stand with its legs spred and hands on its' hips, sticking out its non-existant cheast.

Snum baked another coffee cake today. What a suck up.

by Jesus Pimp Christ May 8, 2005

Snum

When you cum and sneeze at the same time and get cum all over the place.

Oh shit Jack, I just snumed! How will I ever clean this up?

by BronerAlert December 9, 2015

Snum

A female snake owner, a shortened version of "snake mum."

Person 1: I heard she's a snum.
Person 2: Nice, I'll send her the next snek meme I see.

by Snek Keeper April 16, 2018

Snum

A portmanteau of the words "snake" and "mum," meaning the mother of a snake, or any woman who has adopted a pet snake.

"I just adopted a boa," Enid said, "I can't believe it, I'm a snum now!"

by Snek dude April 16, 2018

snum

Sneezing and cumming at the same time.

Hachaaaaa aaaa ah oh my goddddd I just snummed so harddd.

by snumdring May 2, 2020

Snum

Verb, To be denied, screwed out of or cheated. To feel an impending sense of accomplishment only to be disappointed.

You thought you were going home early but you got snummed.

That chick you talked to for an hour was hot. Too bad she snummed you when she told you about her boyfriend...and her 3 kids...and her living with her mother.

by Professor Willapong September 26, 2012

Snum

Snum, or snumming. Is the act of sneezing then preceding to blow your load at the same time.

" I was hanging out with my sister the other day and I snummed on her!"
" How to fuck did you snum on her?"
" I don't know man, I've been snumming a lot recently."

by Bubbsrito December 9, 2023