Once you have dry docked a toilet (see dry dock), you whip out your cock, and blow your load all over the mound of shit, thus capping the mountain with snow.
by squirrel March 14, 2004
Get the snow capped mountain mug.First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.
Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).
Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.
Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).
Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.
Me: Karen, get this…
I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.
Karen: Nice. Nice.
I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.
Karen: Nice. Nice.
by Wow bruh August 20, 2021
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Friend 1 - "Yo, dude, that chick we met last night was nasty."
Friend 2 - "What do you mean?"
Friend 1 - "She wanted something called a Rocky Mountain Snow Cap all over her chest."
Friend 2 - "What do you mean?"
Friend 1 - "She wanted something called a Rocky Mountain Snow Cap all over her chest."
by SquatcHammer August 30, 2013
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"I'm going to be a mountain snow hermit all weekend and will return to work as planned on Monday. Peace bitches."
by Chinesechicken! March 14, 2016
Get the mountain snow hermit mug.The act of ejaculating between the eyes of a person (HOPEFULLY) and letting the semen cover and flow down the nose like melting snow.
I gave my girlfriend a Rocky Mountain Snow Cap last night and she accidentally inhaled some of my DNA.
by MuricanGinger May 22, 2025
Get the Rocky Mountain Snow Cap mug.When one man accidentally has anal sex with another (usually a Thai ladyboy), where the former 'thinks' the latter is a biological female, resulting in ejaculated semen internally coating the tip of the penetrated man's stool.
by genderbender4 April 5, 2015
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person 1: i got some weed
Person 2: i got some blow
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Person 2: i got some blow
Person 1: sweet lets smoke some snow cap mountains
by HNGSOLO July 30, 2009
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