Snow on the Mountains

The act of dousing a woman's breasts with a decent load of jizz, thus creating a swiss alps picturesque.

Brandon Lowry was sprayed with a load of jizz on his chest and awoke angrily to find Hank mid-wank. "I'm not a woman!" Brandon Lowry shouted angrily. "Oh, my bad your breasts say otherwise so i put snow on the mountains" replied Hank...

by Rapscalions without inhibition February 1, 2010

Snow on the mountain

When one man accidentally has anal sex with another (usually a Thai ladyboy), where the former 'thinks' the latter is a biological female, resulting in ejaculated semen internally coating the tip of the penetrated man's stool.

Hey, man, did you hear how Adam put snow on the mountain the last time he was in Thailand?

by genderbender4 April 5, 2015

Snow on the mountains

Snorting cocaine off of a hoes tits.

Dude, skiing was lit. There was so much snow on the mountains.

by tkaufman02 March 5, 2018

Snow Cap Mountains

Sprinkling cocaine on the top of a packed bowl of marijuana and smoking it. It looks like a snow capped mountain.

person 1: i got some weed
Person 2: i got some blow
Person 1: sweet lets smoke some snow cap mountains

by HNGSOLO July 30, 2009

snow capped mountain

Once you have dry docked a toilet (see dry dock), you whip out your cock, and blow your load all over the mound of shit, thus capping the mountain with snow.

I left a snow capped mountain in the ladies restroom last night.

by squirrel March 15, 2004

Snow-Capped Mountains

Cum covered tits/boobs/nipples

if you cum on a girl's tits, you are "snow-capping" her "mountains"

by MGBIZZLE October 14, 2004

Snow-topped mountain

First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.

Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).

Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.

Me: Karen, get this…

I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.

Karen: Nice. Nice.

by Wow bruh August 20, 2021