school showers

A horribly degrading place where teen boys are suggested to shower in front of their peers. No one does it except during gym class swimming units which happen once a year. During this yearly ritual boys strip naked (except the smart ones who change in private and don't shower) and shower together. Usually they talk about penis size and what not but overall they act like immature kids.

This is only true in high school and in college guys use them to, you know, shower!

HS Guy A: C'mon man we're done swimming let's go get naked and shower!!!
HS Guy B: Yeah, and we can laugh at our friend with a small penis and act like idiots in the school showers!

College Guy A: Dude, I'll be back later, I gotta go shower.
College Guy B: Okay man, I'll catch up with you later.

by SmallButCute February 14, 2008

Roman Showers

The act of vomiting on one or persons as an act of foreplay.

"Hey, baby. You into roman showers?"

by Clovis Beanbun March 1, 2009

stowers

a much cooler, awesomer, funnier, and adventurous-er Shakespeare!

"What are you reading? It looks intense..."

"Oh, it's just another book by kaitlyn stowers."

by areyallhavinagoodtime February 16, 2013

Champagne showers

The act of shaking up champagne bottles and popping them, thus spraying your friends and yourself with large quantities of champagne in an act of celebration.

I can't wait until the champagne showers later

by Hyphy squirrel August 23, 2011

bro showers

A hoard of bros, who not only stroll down the halls together screaming obnoxious obscenities, but also monopolize the showers with their communal chants and brotherly affection.

I couldn't take a dump when the bro showers were happening because their incessant shouting made my shit scared.

by charlie_sheen March 21, 2011

hit the showers

A term used when you want someone to leave. Derived from a coach telling his players to 'hit the showers' after the game.

Was mackin' on this slapper, then this hot snatch started given me eyes. Told that slapper to hit the showers and went for better quality punani.

by Davo Brain August 30, 2005

brown showers

The sex act when a woman with a soft juicy delicious ass has her anus inches from a males face starts to defecate into the waiting male mouth thus causing the male to ejaculate while tasting and smelling of a womans shit.

Who wants brown showers?

by LOL:):) April 17, 2014