Snowshits

An incurable mental affliction resulting in the inability to appear at work when even the slightest amount of snowfall is possible. Symptoms include anxiety, diarrhea , and rampant use of badly constructed excuses.

" There's some snow in the forecast. I'll bet Steve gets a case of the snowshits again. Can't wait to hear his excuse for ducking work this time."

by Sarcastic Prick January 27, 2015

snowhawk

The area of accumulated snow on top of your vehicle (usually a truck or SUV) that you can't quite reach to sweep off, which resembles a mohawk.

I warmed the truck up & brushed it off, but I couldn't get the whole top - so we have a snowhawk.

by topseyturvey February 2, 2006

snowshit

A snowstorm with particularly wet and heavy conditions, likely to lead to heavy accumulation, as well as massive ice patches. So named because, if there is a god causing the weather, this is him taking an angry, angry shit on your city.

1. "No way I'm going to lab! It's snowshitting like all hell out there!"

2. "We were going to go out to the movies, but stayed home instead to avoid the snowshit."

by MiddleCase March 3, 2011

Snowhick

A Canadian redneck-equivalent from the far north. A person who thinks ice fishing is a competitive sport. A person who has a vast selection of woolen plaid over shirts in multiple checkered patterns. A person likely to own NHL commemorative plates.

Are you from Toronto, or are you one of the snowhicks from the boonies?

by NateFish April 27, 2011

snowthesaltqueen

snowthesaltqueen (badguyincorporated) is a cosplayer with 1.1M followers on tiktok.

Their favorite past times are stepping on graves and dancing with a baseball bat.

They also enjoy lewding minors.

Did you hear about snowthesaltqueen?

Yeah, what a bitch.

by yummytoesforlife69 October 27, 2019

Snowshark

Any black woman who prefers the company of white males

"look at keldra she's with james and richard "

"yh she realy is a Snowshark"
"fo dizzle"

by readybreck August 27, 2009

snowhauler

a non white girl dating a white guy for financial support in the future .

alex : nigger your bitch is a coalhauler ..
Mike : well yo bitch is a snowhauler white boy

by dondadi October 21, 2010