melted snowman

When you cum in your pants and it gets over your dick, but then it goes soft.

Bro did you watch Nickelodeon last night?

Yeah, and Hannah Montana gave me a melted snowman.

by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022

nigger snowman

Term from "To Kill a Mockingbird" by Harper Lee; a dirt snowman.

"Jem I ain't ever heard of a nigger snowman before "

by Big moist December 16, 2015

snowman

a word used in reference to a coke dealer that you do not personally know

"So who's this snowman, is his shit good??"

by BeauDerek April 12, 2003

snowga

Literally, yoga done in the snow or while it's snowing.

After I finish shoveling the driveway, let's get some fresh air and practice some snowga!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 26, 2014

Snowman Swizzler

When you get a smoothie or milkshake, and the girl sucks your dick and drinks through the straw at the same time

a) "Hey there, wanna give me a snowman swizzler?"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"

by Penithdeth April 24, 2010

Snowmeltpocalypse

Term to describe when winter snow melt is effected by warmer than usual temperatures causing it to melt extremely fast.

Global warming may be the cause for a Snowmeltpocalypse

Unusually warm spring weather could bring a snowmeltpocalypse to the region

Snowmeltpocalypse could push reservoirs the very high levels

by |EStarr| April 17, 2011

snowman sex

A dare/punishment where you must have sex with a snowman, naked. The action may go on for 20-30 minutes.

Jack was playing beer pong at his friend’s house during a snowstorm. Dan, his opponent finished before him. The punishment was snowman sex. Jack stripped down naked, put his clothes on the kitchen table and went outside. The guys locked the door behind Jack so he couldn’t escape. There was a ready-made snowman outside, so he started shallow fucking it. The cold crept up his dick, making it hard. He stuck his entire cock inside the snowman and kept fucking. The guys were taping the whole thing. He then stuck his dick inside the snowman’s mouth and kept fucking. The cold was unbearable. He orgasmed and cummed inside the snowman and kept fucking it for another good twenty minutes. His balls hit the snowman’s hard ass repeatedly. After, his balls were frozen and his dick hard. His entire body was freezing.

by Well, shit. December 23, 2017