slowicide

(v.) The intentional taking of one's own life over a extended period of time, through self-destructive behavior.

It took 20 years, but he finally succeeded in committing slowicide by smoking heavily and drinking a quart of vodka every day.

by AnneHedonia August 20, 2008

Sluticide

Committing suicide by slutty activity. Activities such as consuming massive amounts of intoxicants and having unprotected sex with the nearest breathing humanoid would qualify as sluticide.

Can also be used to describe a series of questionable lifestyle choices leading to the death of one's public image and/or career.

Britney Spears committed career sluticide with her drug problems and child custody battle.

Dana Plato committed sluticide both physically and career-wise with her drug and alcohol abuse, conviction for armed robbery, and forging prescriptions.

by Snathi February 14, 2009

slowicide

An indirect form of suicide referring to self-destructive behavior that will result in one's death if not stopped.

He committed slowicide by drinking a quart of whiskey each day, despite his doctor's warnings.

by Helena_Handbasket August 14, 2008

shoeicide

Shoes that kill you feet but look good so girls wear them.

Did you see Ali's shoe?

Yeah, they were so tall she musta been commiting shoeicide.

Girls will do anything for their shoes...

by That-teenage-girl-next-door June 2, 2011

Snotslide

The little vertical trench that is between the nose and the edge of the upper lip. That thing that snot comes down when you cry.

One time, at band camp, I cried so hard that snot came down my snotslide.

by squidgit October 4, 2010

socicide

The deletion of one's profile on a social networking website

I tried to look up Jared's phone number, but he'd committed socicide so I couldn't find him.

by atds October 19, 2010

shoeicide bomber

A terrorist who plants explosives in a shoe, e.g., Richard Reid, who packed his Nikes with TNT in an attempt to blow up a British passenger jet shortly after 9/11.

Heathrow Airport authorities easily detected the shoeicide bomber, who was wearing flip-flops.

by Nguyen van Fock September 14, 2008