Snottermelon

A dude who uses talk of snot, projectile vomit and poop discussion to woo a girl in a sweet way.

"Oh Snottermelon, thanks for the picture of that dude puking out his nose".

by dorkasaurstrikesagain June 22, 2009

snottered

When you have had too much alcohol to drink.

That man over there looks a bit snottered!

by ziggy9325 December 21, 2013

Snotler

when a toddler with a cold gets that little snot Hitler mustache and nobody does a damn thing about it.

when I picked up my daughter at preschool today, one of her classmates was sporting a really disgusting slimey snotler.

by loadie40 May 1, 2010

Snogger

A silly, way to say that a person is a "fantastic", kisser. Derived from the British, slang, word, "Snogging".

That dude, is such a good, snogger! That chick I made out with at the party was an awesome, snogger.

by ronnieisabeast March 28, 2010

snogger

A snogger is a sick individual who's obsessed with David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson from The X-Files, wants them to get together and desperately wants to believe that in the past the two actors had a relationship. Snoggers spend their time analysing pictures with DD and GA in it in order to find what in their mind is "evidence" to their theory.

A snogger wrote: Personally, I am just waiting for the day when David leaves that stupid succubus of a wife and crawls into Gillian's arms.

by downinthepark November 3, 2008

bum snogger

a person who sucks up to those in power; ass kisser, brown noser

ugh, did you hear Tom with the new supervisor - he even bought him lunch. What a bum snogger!

by punkyrocker June 10, 2010

sausage snogger

Someone who is partial to a sausage in and around their mouths on the reg

Happenin ya fuckin sausage snogger

by Shaunnybhoy September 21, 2016