Snooped

When you're beyond baked, like the OG Snoop Dogg.

Stoner #1: "Bro I'm Snooped out of my mind right now."
Stoner #2: "Dude, same. Wanna go bag some munchies?"
Stoner #1: "I'll call Mel to go grab us some hot Cheetos."

by clapqueen420 November 15, 2018

skooted

A person highly intoxicated on meth or stimulants.

After Jonny pilfered for hours after getting skooted all morning.

by C M 2 September 25, 2019

bong snooter

the act of taking a bong rip through the nose

damn, vince took a major bong snooter!

by Mr. X TE C May 10, 2009

Poop Snooter

When one spreads their buttcheeks, farts in their hand, and smells it.

Rosenberg had the worst poop snooter last night. He threw up after it!

by bigdaddyroach November 21, 2010

slooted

to be fucked up and just out your mind

Mike: yo did you see him just fall down the steps hes slooted

by adamfrigginmonked December 17, 2010

Scooted the Meat

Any action involving the rough handling of genetalia, or sloppy, unattached and/or shameful sex.

May also involve the hilarious, abeit painful, abrasion to one's "downstairs mix-up".

"During naked hot yoga, I got a rash because downward dog really scooted the meat"

"I grew tired of dating that twink so I ended it, but we've scooted the meat a few times, and now we're just roommates"

"The wormy dog scooted the meat across my fine Persian rug"

by Eeeny Meeny Miney Meow October 22, 2011

Coffee Snooters

Coffee Snooters involve crushing up caffeine pills (available at your local pharmacy) and insufflating (snorting) them in lines like llello. Isn't stronger than just eating caffeine, but hits much quicker. Less nausea too!

Hey, lets go get some coffee snooters and vodka!

by Wojo211 September 2, 2005