No simp day

On the 4th of November no boy who is 14 names jaykay ahem I mean name is unknown has to stop dumping and come back to the boys

Jaykay oh shit I Mean boy stop dumping and come back to the boys it’s no simp day cunt

by Non simp day October 3, 2020

National Simp Day

May the 4th is the day for all simps.

Guy: dude, did you know today was National Simp Day?

Simps: ITS MY TIME TO SHINEE✨

by That_one_simp May 4, 2022

National Kick a simp day

October 12 you can kick every simp you know

Tom:Caleb it’s national kick a simp day I’m gonna kick you.

by No simps October 11, 2020

National Simp Day

National Simp Day takes place on July 6th. Time to simp!

I’m a simp for John, it’s national simp day

by Ching is Chong 111 July 6, 2020

national dump on a simp day

this day (september 30th) is national dump on a simp day, a day where you take a dump on a simp

dude: im gonna shit on this simp
dude: *shits on the simp*
simp: nooOoOooO0O0o0O0Oo0O0 WhY?
dude: because its national dump on a simp day

by joy784 September 7, 2020

Simp day

The 28 of ever month

The day for the simps

Everyone has to simp for there crush

Crushes status : I need help with homework

You : On my way! It’s simp day

by K50ano April 20, 2021

Simp day

Simp day is on every Friday from 10 PM to 10:59 PM. You can simp for everyone but children (lolis etc). However, if the person is VERY uncomfy and want you to STOP then do it. Yes, these rules are very important.

I get to simp for ______ all day today and ____ can't say go away! yes! Simp day is the best!

by Gay_Frogs April 23, 2021