sneef

When a pussy sneezes.. something like an explosive queef

"I was going down on my girl last night, until she suddenly sneefed all over my face!"

by zaineo February 13, 2008

sneef

A Dutch word that combines the two words: snol & teef.
snol is the Dutch word for slut
teef is the Dutch word for bitch

je vriendin is een sneef.
Your girlfriend is a sneef.

by Tosser From Losser September 19, 2006

Sneef

Similar to a "snart" which is a simultaneous sneeze and fart, a sneef is a simultaneous combination of a sneeze and a queef.

I was with a girl last night who sneefed after we were done having sex. She went to sneeze and a queef came out.

by Skizzle308 May 16, 2011

Sneef

The act of sneezing and queefing simultaneously.

I was sitting on my porch outside when all of a sudden I let out a sneef.

by livelafluv88 April 15, 2015

Sneef

I term used to discribe anger and/or displeasal.Can also be used as insalt

The team lost again...SNEEF.

You stupid sneef

by Cunter Of The John July 28, 2003

sneef

An altered onomatopoeia, derived from "sniff", as when one is overcome with emotion.

An utterance used to convey emotion, most commonly representing tears.

When preceded by a " / "
or enclosed by two " * "s
The phrase could be a variation of an "emote" used in online games to express to other players (via text) being overcome by emotion, as evidenced by a supposed runny nose, and possibly hidden tears.

"Oh teh noes! We've acquired another nerf casualty! But no, not Konig, he was one of our best! /sneef!"

also: *sneef*

by talala March 11, 2007

Sneef

N. An insult used to describe someone who extremely irritating and annoying and needs to stop because they are giving you a migraine.

Rhonda won't stop bugging me! She is SUCH a sneef!!!

by scrabblemaster3000 May 12, 2016