CRACK TREATED SERIOUSLY

comes from an ao3 tag - where joke concepts are treated in a serious manner.

"sydno is quite possibly the worst thing we've ever created" charlie said, "a fucking person and a bot just seems like crack treated seriously".

by MythHead123 October 28, 2021

For seriously

Used to back up a statement that is strongly true.

Person A: Dude, the performance of Berlioz's "Symphonie Fantastique" was the best thing ever!!

Person B: For seriously!

by Sho Fo-Sho March 9, 2009

Seriously, Bro?

A comeback that works on any insult.

"That guy tried to fight me for no reason, and I said, "Seriously, bro?""

by Massive Monster Tree August 16, 2011

Seriously

really telling the truth.

"no, like, seriously we did!"
"don't go, seriously."
"seriously, you don't even know."

by BaBiedoll November 26, 2003

sneeriously

When you're trying to really convince someone of some piece of possible bullshit you're trying to feed them.

"Sneeriously man, I didn't mean to fuck your sister."

by sincarnato August 27, 2008

but seriously

This term is usually used after saying a non-intended humorous quote or phrase.

This term can also be used to put a serious twist on your joke, and frequently intensifies the situation.

It is also used to make a joke more humorous, this is called backing-up(usually used after your not-so-funny-joke)

#1:
Person 1: Yeh i got a vest the other day!
Group: HaHahahAhAh
Person 1: but seriously

#2:
Person 1: I've got a vest....jokes....but seriously
Group: HaHahahAhAh

#3:
Person 1: Vest are only for 'homos'
Group: *cough*
Person 1: but seriously!
Group: HaHahahAhAh

by Semaj R. Llih and Samoht H. Nosreme December 13, 2008

No, seriously

After a sentence, either sarcastic or serious when people have started laughing, use 'No seriously' to either show

A) You're serious and want them to stop laughing because it's not funny
or
B) You're taking the piss out of them by not being serious

Amy "Hey Ashlee, do you want to come with me and my extended family to woop woop for a month or two? It'll be super fun!"
Ashlee (laughs) "Yeah, a month or two in woop woop with your extended family will be super fun!"
Amy (pissed off) "No, seriously. I think I'll go ask Sarah. (under her breath) Bitch."

Jim "Dude, last night I had a totally rippin' threesome with Carmen Electra and Jessica Simpson!"
Joe (laughs) "Like fuck you did"
Jim (laughs) "No, seriously. I jacked off alone to Judge Judy."
Joe (disgusted) "Oh, dude" (leaves)

by Kateus December 29, 2005