SNAGM

Social
Networking
Attention
Grab
Message

The types of messages put up on Facebook, MySpace, etc. by people craving attention.

You see SNAGMs every day from people that want your attention but are too proud to ask for it directly, so they travel an annoying route to grab you but all you really wanna do is ignore them.

Jimmy Smalls posts a SNAGM on almost a daily basis. No one has hung out with him lately (probably cos his feet stink and his parents never have anything to eat in the fridge). Instead of dialing, texting or visiting a friend, he takes his woe to Facebook in the form of sympathy-seeking status updates such as:

Jimmy Smalls is swimming in a sea of sorrow.

Jimmy Smalls hates being Jimmy Smalls.

Jimmy Smalls is thinking about playing some Russian Roulette.

You get the idea! As you can see, Jimmy seems to be climbing a downward spiral. However, if Jimmy really wanted to do any harm to himself, he wouldn't post a warning on Facebook. Jimmy is just craving attention and there are plenty of Jimmys out there.

by Geoff AF May 13, 2010

dizzle dazzle party snazzle

going to a party getting extremly wasted and then unwittingly finding yourself on youtube the next day after having made a complete arse of yourself.

yeh i went to a great dizzle dazzle party snazzle last night except firstly i went to the wrong house sat in the wrong garden got drunk in the garden nearly got beaten up by the home owner then found correct house got high on drugs and got secretly captured on cam talking crap and put on you tube yeh great party though man.

by addynmaddy June 22, 2009

snazz-a-coolz

a word use by shakespare in 1659; meaning cool or snazzy or a or any other word along those lines

guy 1; hey whats for tea?
guy 2; mac and cheese
guy 1; yessss
guy 3; hey. whats all the fuss about?
guy 2; mac and cheese!!
guy 3; kl
guy 4; SNAZZ-A-COOLZ

by Mr, josh April 6, 2009

Snazzed in my wazz

Another phrased used to describe the event where a man jizzes in his pants

"dude! look at that freaking HOT CHICK"
"O MY GD man i just totally snazzed in my wazz"

by MrPibb132 February 25, 2009

Snaztec

Snazzy Aztec patterns -colourful geometric Aztec fashion print.

Fiona: "I love that snaztec print dress"

by Finoa May 3, 2013

snaz

(from snazzy?) meaning cool, awesome, exciting, great, etc. term of positive exclamation.

eg 1.
dude 1: i got these new shoes today. they're pretty snaz.
dude 2: yeah. snaz.

eg 2.
chick 1: i saw this totally hot guy in town!
chick 2: snaz!

by snazface August 12, 2006

Snazzles

When someone says something really funky, they say snazzles.

Girl: I can do the moonwalk
Boy: wow, that is snazzles!

by wewereonabreak August 20, 2011