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Snatchmare

An uncared for and unwanted vagina.

A vagina that once exposed will send even the most unsuitable man running.
I went to smash Jessica last night, but it was a total snatchmare down there! I couldn't do It!

Brittany had such a snatchmare! She was so cute to...

Andrea had such a snatchmare, I almost threw up!
by Grandma Meat April 21, 2017
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Snatchmaker

A person who sets you up with a girl who is dtf
"I just got dumped, so my friend Jason played snatchmaker and got me some pussy."
by hmg123 February 15, 2009
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Snatch Face

A person who is so nasty to everyone and everything that one cannot look the person in the eye without mentally vomiting in response.

Also: A person who repulses even puppies.
Lynn was a cunt *again* this morning. I walked in the door and had to smell her rank leavings and the ever-present bitterness in the air. Then I had to deal with her slamming drawers and milling about making snide comments until she felt properly fluffed for the day. What a snatch face.
by Allie Kneedisoust September 23, 2007
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snatch face

Snatch face is a person who looks like there carrying around a vagina on there face
Did u see christina today yeah fucking snatch face
by charlies porno move March 3, 2016
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skatchface

An art movement centered mostly around drawing mangled, gnarly, and grotesque, faces and figures....
Did you see the new skatchface skatchoftheday?
by Skatchface February 1, 2017
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Snatchmaker

Someone who hooks guys up to get laid. Similar to a matchmaker who sets up long term relationships, a snatchmaker is for one purpose only.
I am having a hardtime hooking up with girls - need me a snatchmaker to line me up with an easy chick.
by Vegas Blue June 11, 2016
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snatchpacking

The phenomenon of undertaking travel for the express purpose of engaging in overtly promiscuous behaviour with other backpackers.
Fanny: I'm gagging for a shag, Dick, what should I do?
Dick: Go snatchpacking, Fanny.
by Grae July 15, 2005
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