Snotch

The fluid motion to uppercut a deserving individual from the snatch to the schnoz.

Rachel is being such a cunt. She totally needs to get snotched right now.

by DickSoap November 25, 2010

Snotch

Sex+notch

He/she was just another snotch on my headboard...

by Juie October 23, 2008

Snotch

a) Snape's dirty nose
b) definition is fluid similar to remort

"What a snotch"

by LupinSadoMasichist September 22, 2011

Snotch

Snot - crotch; a rare but important instance where a person's crotch becomes entirely covered with snot and boogers, either deliberately, or by accidental means, such as a violent sneeze during a blow-job or carpet munching extravaganza. Ideally, the creation of a snotch would come as a suprise to the target, who would act as a canvas for such a fine piece of art. Addendum: If the creation of a snotch happens during a blow job while the victim is currently seated upon an open toilet, this is known as a Blumpsnotch.

"Lick lick, yum, ah, ah, ah-choo!!" "Oh, my, goodness, you just snotched me, you malicious whore!"

"I told you I had a cold, ass-clown! It is quite a lovely snotch though, with the yellow and green hues."

by Frackerman June 21, 2011

Poop snotch

A shorter man between the ages of 48 and 68 with a beer belly wearing a really tight shirt.

Look at that pudgy elderly fellow wearing that tight ass shirt..

I know right? What a poop snotch.

by ThatReaper May 31, 2018

Snotch

To coch (vomit) and sneeze at the same time

I snotched all over the floor

by Sneaky_Sniper007 December 30, 2020

snotch

Original contraction of the phrase "Snot-nosed Bitch"; used to define a stuck up or unpleasant female person.

"Did you hear what she said? What a snotch."

by Sixgun December 19, 2004