Stashole

Stasholes are them types of people that keep stashes of goods (candy, sweets, etc.) in the spot(s) where everyone knows, and not give you any permission to have some.

Friend 1: I wonder if John will finally let me have a piece of candy that he got.
Friend 2: No way he'll say yes.
Friend 1: Why do you think that?
Friend 3: Because he's an stashole, if you know what that is.
Friend 1: Ohh one of them guys. Yeah never mind.

by Jeremiah Lovestein August 11, 2016

SAShole

Semester at Sea voyagers

Glad to see the SASholes back together!

by ThisGuuyy November 16, 2017

Spashole

A local resident of Stevens Point, WI who periodically penitrates buttholes with both thumbs, either others or their own, for stimulation.

I go to school with a Spashole who periodically penitrates buttholes with both his thumbs.

by theklain05 May 7, 2011

SaaShole

A software vendor who subscribes to the SaaS (Software as a Service) model but charges more for a monthly or yearly subscription than you'd expect to pay for a perpetual license.

I tried out a bunch of 3D modeling packages but as a hobbyist I couldn't afford the exorbitant subscriptions charged by most of their SaaShole vendors.

by Ernest Bax August 10, 2023

SMASHole

SMASHole

A SMASHole is someone who (S)pends (M)ore to (A)void (SH)ipping costs

This SMASHole added a $75 custom carrying case to their cart to avoid paying $7 in shipping. They were buying a wallet!!!

It’s SMASHole Math to spend more to avoid shipping fees.

by Admitted SMASHole November 7, 2024