Holy Snapping Assholes

An exclamation, like Holy Shit, or Holy Crap, usually spoken to express surprise, pain, pleasure, etc.

Beth checked her ticket and exclaimed, "Holy Snapping Assholes! I just won the lottery!"

John hit his thumb with a hammer and shouted, "Holy Snapping Assholes, that hurt!"

by Hiccup August 2, 2006

Snarkinson's Disease

A common neurologic disease caused by uncontrollable bouts of snarkiness, a combination of sarcasm, snottiness and cynicism. Signs of the disease include sarasctic comments, witty quips, and rude comebacks.

Jamie's rude comments and snotty remarks in the meeting lead me to believe she may be suffering from Snarkinson's disease.

by The Devil's Gazette December 3, 2009

Snapping turtle

DO NOT LOOK THIS UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY YOU WILL REGRET IT! A snapping turtle is really an agressive but cool turtle, you can keep them as pets.

I love snapping turtles.

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb November 24, 2022

snappin gyro

extremely physicaly fit pussy

man my girl friends best friend has a snappin gyro

by mike simpson May 12, 2003

Snarping

To commit criminal voyeurism

Dude: Did you hear that Creepy Jimmy was arrested?
Bro: That's not surprising. What for?
Dude: Someone caught him snarping and called the cops.

by HatefulN8 June 2, 2021

snappin necks and cashin checks

A phrase used to signify that someone is taking charge and getting shit done! The term is well known for being used in the movie Step Brothers!

James Bond: "FunDawn, did you put laughing gas in the HVAC system?"
FunDawn: "Heck yeah, I am snappin necks and cashin checks, kitties!"
or
Boss: We are snappin necks and cashin checks today kitties!
Crew: Shit yeah Boss, killin it today!

By Scanman, January 17, 2023

by Rusty Scanman January 17, 2023

Shadow Snapping

Not being able to snap but pretending you can. This sometimes creates a muffled "snapping" sound, which is what the shadow refers to.

What are you doing?

I'm shadow snapping, yo!

by alksak August 4, 2010