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faggot snapshot

Any person of the male species who take a photo of themselves in an attempt to seem superior. The ultimate goal is to let others perceive them as being above the average person, but the actual outcome is one of being called a faggot and losing man points.

This includes photos where the subject is posing without a shirt on, wearing non-prescription spectacles, looking upwards to the right or left, doing the " The Thinker" pose or a combination of any previously mentioned examples. Because real men do not do things like this, as they know that they are the alpha dog.
"Dude, Josh posted another photo of himself alone in his room, pretending to be studying or something. And since when does he wear glasses? I hate it when he posts faggot snapshots"
"Holy crap, what a faggot. I really want punch his face in, but I don't hit girls."
by Nedla93 June 9, 2013
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Social Snapshot

A misleading photograph typically displayed on social networking sites. Used to falsify appearance and physical atributes.
- "That bitch on Facebook is fucking hot."

- "Nah that bitch is fat as fuck, she just took her photo on that magic fat girl angle"

- "Gaih, fucknig Social Snapshots!"
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snapshot tourism

to go on a tour and take a quick snapshot experience of a tourist attraction, not even beginning to experience anything beyond the viewfinder.
Nick- I want to go on a european trip of backpacking and hitchhicking.
Matt- Thats a great idea, just don't partake in any snapshot tourism.
Nick- Don't worry, Im not one of those people.
by nick pryde March 19, 2006
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snapshot

yo shorty can eat on a snapshot
by Kool-Aid July 16, 2004
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Snapscotch

A meaningless name for a person. Can be used as a friendly way of saying prick, jerk off, or nutjob.
"Fork it over snapscotch!"
by Popsie December 9, 2008
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Snapshot

A guy normally good at any game, but anything that comes out his mouth makes him sound like a dick.
Guy 1: Hey SnapShot you wanna go play Halo?

SnapShot: I don’t know I’m pretty much a god it so it’s not like anyone can beat me.
by Solvable July 16, 2019
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snapshottable

Can be snapshotted
This is totally snapshottable
by snapshot_it May 14, 2021
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