snacktastrophe

noun - any misfortune or mishap involving your your snack

Dude, you just spilled your beer in the chip dip!

Relax, it's not a total snacktastrophe unless we are out of beer too.

by K-Squared July 12, 2010

snackmaster

Someone who has the perpetual munchies and rocks out the best snacks ever. Highly inventive and can make edible and delicious snacks out of the scraps in your barren cupboards. Have food? Prepare to be dazzled! Word of caution: the Snackmaster can and will eat you out of home if you pass out before him/her.

Tony: "Hey, I'm baked out of my gourd and I have the munchies something fierce!"

Shane aka: the Snackmaster: "Give me free reign to thy kitchen for I am thy Snackmaster and thou shall feast as thou hath never feasted before".

Tony: "Do it up man, have at 'er!!"

by aimbones June 5, 2011

Snackish

very good looking, someone you would "eat" . Basically just a sexual reference

"See that girl over there? She looks snackish, id be all over her cheeks"

by Right Stick May 7, 2017

snacktasm

An orgasm in the mouth, brought upon by the sudden introduction of deliciously mad snacks onto the tongue. If snacktastic taste is of such a magnitude, a discharge of what has been described as pure flavor joy in concentrated form may emit from the mouth and pores.

Dude those dogs from The Wiener Man gave me such a snacktasm I had to shampoo my beard.

by ed berlin November 16, 2010

Snackasaurus

Someone who constantly is snacking loves sweets, always hoarding snacks.

Natalie is a major snackasaurus found a bunch of candy hidden in her car.

by Manny Bodega January 17, 2017

Snackwich

A snack that resembles a sandwich in terms of its construction (a carbohydrate wrapping around a tasty filling), but is small enough to be held in only one hand and eaten while the person is running. Must be compact and tidy enough to not cause a mess while being eaten. Not to be used as a meal substitute.

I could really use a snackwich right about now.

by Charkface August 28, 2007

Spacewashing

1) The process by which corporations, governments and individuals promote the development of space technologies and programs to mask extractive and exploitative industrial practices, distract attention from social, environmental or economic problems, and/or to gain financial, military or political advantage.

2) Sending our dirty laundry to space.

cf: greenwashing

The race between Elon Musk, Richard Branson and Jeff Bezos is at best a dick measuring contest and at worst spacewashing of the first order - it leverages science fictions to hide corporate greed and military interests, whilst simultaneously distracting us from the imminent environmental collapse of the Earth.

by The Golden Girl July 18, 2021