snacktasm 

An orgasm in the mouth, brought upon by the sudden introduction of deliciously mad snacks onto the tongue. If snacktastic taste is of such a magnitude, a discharge of what has been described as pure flavor joy in concentrated form may emit from the mouth and pores.

Dude those dogs from The Wiener Man gave me such a snacktasm I had to shampoo my beard.

snacktasm by ed berlin November 16, 2010

Snarkcasm 

harsh or bitter derision or irony combined with rudeness

a sharply ironical taunt; sneering or cutting remark in conjunction with being rude

"I don't appreciate your snarkcasm."

Snarkcasm by Langston Montana March 16, 2009

snarkasm 

sarcasm with an extra dose of snark: a biting remark that goes beyond mere snark or sarcasm, the preferred method of communication for professional smartasses

Sarcasm: "I only come to Jiffy Lube for the free coffee."
Snark: "Well, at least the price is right."
Snarkasm: Asking the Jiffy Lube cashier if she ground the beans herself.

Sarcasm: "Gee, thanks. I've always wanted a Chia Pet."
Snark: "I hope you kept the receipt."
Snarkasm: "Were they out of fruitcakes?"

Sarcasm: "So where's the rest of it?"
Snark: "Five inches is huge if you're 11."
Snarkasm: "Jesus! My mother has a bigger penis."

snarkasm by MeLoseBrainUhOh February 26, 2011

Snackism

-n

1. The theory or religious standing (in some countries there are extremist cults whom teach this doctrine) which states that all problems in life may be solved with the consumption of snacks.

2. The process or state of snacking or of partaking in the consumption of snacks. Most commonly, an obsession thereof.

3. It is important to note that the movement first gained most of its momentum when the American food company Frito-Lay (a division of PepsiCo, Inc.) created its most famous brand of tortilla chips, Dorito's in 1964.

See also -ity, -ation

"Religious preference?", asked the Corrections Officer.

"Snackism", replied the rather stout inmate who had a large smile on his face. The Officer looked up and could tell immediately this inmate was going to be transferred to another facility, one which would be more "Snackist" friendly. The inmates there would be allowed to consume as many individually wrapped, cream filled, and sugar coated sweets they pleased.

"We've got another one!" The Officer said angrily to another Officer as they loaded up a bus of other fellow "Snackists" to be transported to the other facility.

Snackism by Ohjollyme January 18, 2011

slacktastic 

The act of slacking constantly. Being very lazy.

Adam: Dan did you do the english homework?
Dan: Hell no!
Adam: Slacktastic!

slacktastic by Brian Williams March 4, 2004

snacktastic 

a tasty treat, that one finds to be quite pleasurable.

Those cookies were snacktastic.

snacktastic by aaron a karpa August 30, 2005

snarkasm 

Especially snide or belittling sarcasm, often directed at a person to their face.

Alternately: Snarcasm

While the comment, about a third person, "Yeah, that's really going to work," is just conventional sarcasm, the same comment, directed at the person will exaggerated inflection, "Yeah, that's REALLY going to WORK," slips into snarkasm.

snarkasm by Jason Flahardy and Jessica Powell June 14, 2006