Spurtle

When a college professor has a lot of spittle around the mouth, and the college professor's name is Murtle

Person 1: Bro that Science teacher has a crazy amount of spittle

Person 2: No, his name is Murtle so it's actually called Spurtle

Person 1: Really?

Person 2: Yeah, look it up

by Ironbran September 6, 2018

Shurtleffed

a surprise from Steve Shurtleff
-used on michael james adamson
-also a threesome with ms. marr

MJA: What happened?
Steve: You've been Shurtleffed
MJA: sweet

by Steve Shurtleff March 3, 2005

smurfle

to stick one's head in a large mammal's vagina (e.g. elephant, rhinoceros, or hippopotamus)

Cory sued Eric for smurfling his pet elephant, Stampy.

by The Smurfler August 1, 2004

smuttley

Untrustworthy girlfriend who repeatedly stabs you in the back, steals from you and seduces your man any chance she gets.

Did you hear what Bree did to Marie this time, stole her supply, sold half of it used the other half got pinched by cops to avoid charges smuttley told them everything full lagged Marie.

by BachedMan May 4, 2018

squrtle

when you cum so fast and hard the overwhelming amount of cum drowns your partner and you stand over their died body and shout triumphantly water gun! Then you scream as you dissolve into a bright white light and evolve into a blastoise.

Babe want to try squrtle tonight

by Kermitfucker January 10, 2022

spurtle

An implement you use to stir the porridge (roofles)

Michty thats a huge spurtle you've there Hamish. I bet the wee woman loves it.

by spud August 14, 2003

sturtle

a mentally challenged or (retarded) whore or slut that accepts to give hardcore oral sex or (deep throat) for as little as negative half cent...........or a half turtle half slut

heather is a sturtle

by luc jeannotte July 30, 2010