smote

When someone licks the ass hole and up to and including the balls and back repeatedly.

Guy: "Dude, my girlfriend smote the shit out of me last night!"

Guy's friend: "Man that bitch is fucked up!"

by F-anator April 6, 2008

smoted

To be 'burned' or dissed. Usually used in the past tense. Usually used for extreme cases of smiting...

"OOHHH! You just got SMOTED!"

by dihsa; September 26, 2007

smoted

In mario kart 64, the act of running over a bomb when equipped with a star while playing battle mode with three or more players. The bomb then disappears and the screen stands still, leaving that player in horrible shame and barring them from further play. While the screen stands still, the smoter has the opportunity to perform the "star dance."

Jafari: Aw, I'm a bomb. I'm gonna get you.
Dave: (gets star and runs over Jafari) In your face!
Eric and Louis: Damn, you got smoted, Jafari!!!
(Jafari sets down his controller and hangs his head in shame.)

by smotejafari October 15, 2008

smoting

what God does when you judge people.

future tense of smote

i'll ask God to forgive you instead of smoting you.

by zak attack pack November 6, 2010

smote

to burninate something

"And then Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to Burnination."

by The__Cheat February 21, 2003

smote

Combination of the words 'smoking' and 'hot' used to describe someone's extremely appealing appearance, normally meant for a very high level of hotness.

Friend 1: My boyfriend is sooooo hot! *giggle*
Friend 2: He's got nothing on my smote boyfriend!

by NatVé November 14, 2006

smote

"a buttrape from God" aka kneeing someone in the arse (ass)

I will smote you so hard.

by Shitters February 14, 2008