smorting

Flirting out side of the restaurant when you are smoking. Also, numbers of "smortings" will increase after smoking has been forbidden in public places by government.

-"Man, you said you are going to smoke outside, we almost finish with dinner!!, where were you at?"
- "Sorry dude! I was smorting" :)

Or

-"Where did you get acquainted with your wife?"
-"At smorting.."

by hakanustis July 20, 2009

smoshing

The art of slow-motion moshing.

A mix between moshing and slow.
smosh mosh slow

We were smoshing to the slower song at the rock concert.

by WooLyR December 9, 2008

Smooting off

Saying a comment that is too perverted and crosses the line.

I can't have a conversation with that pervert, he keeps smooting off

by Dj Allen September 16, 2007

smoting

what God does when you judge people.

future tense of smote

i'll ask God to forgive you instead of smoting you.

by zak attack pack November 6, 2010

Smoshing

The art of balancing a pokeball (TM) on your head and taking a photograph from 5 feet (exactly) away with the torso of the subject (person whose picture will be taken) in the center of the photo shot. The term smoshing was coined after the hit comedy duo known as smosh (TM?) who had a passion for the Japanese cartoon known as pokemon.

I posted over 9000 photos of me smoshing on myspa- err... facebook.com.

by Shmick Shmoberts October 8, 2011

Smoshing

Driving while under the influence of extacy/E/MDMA, typically used in the sacramento area and/or NorCal

"dude, i was smoshing around town last night, going about 90 through stop signs"

by SamSmackbot February 28, 2009

smoxting

Sending Text Messages while outside Smoking

While on my break I was smoxting.

by genasfarm September 15, 2007