smoop smoop

a smoop smoop is a person who is obsessed with hoovers, they enjoy the sound, texture, and general use of the hoover.

“oh my lord, she’s a smoop smoop, she’s absolutely obsessed!”

by cpsister13 April 28, 2019

smoops

An acronym, loosely formed from the phrase "slow-moving people."

"It took me forever to get off the train; the platform was jammed with smoops who were in no hurry to get anywhere."

by Clarity70 July 24, 2006

smoop

a smelly poop

Britney Spears: hey justin, where were you?

Justin Timberlake: oh i just got back from dropping a smoop.

by KoRnMAGGOT December 31, 2009

smoop

Smelly Poop

Damn i just dropped a mean smoop

by matt January 31, 2004

smoop

smooth, mushy, fast acting, fast moving, poop. Generally affects those who have had their gall bladdar removed.

OOPS! Got to go. Damn I wish I hadn't worn those new white capris. I had to smoop and didn't make it!

by upton pinkerton December 2, 2011

choonky ah smoop

A bug butt but barely ever poops

I have a choonky ah smoop cuz my butt is big but I don’t do poopoo a lot

by periodwithtrans January 27, 2023

Smooping

The unwelcome fantasy of making out while stationed on the toilet. Depending on your carnality, this may lead to various excretive dilemmas, ie, sliding along the walls, ceiling or floorboards, leakage of fecal matter onto the tiles below

“Ah shit, I smooped on the toilet seat again”

“I had a dream of smooping last night with you. It was great, ma”

by YB Better + Ratio December 19, 2021