by coolcatcoolcat May 24, 2011
Get the smolemug. Slang for vagina. Derived from a spoonerism of "smoking pole" - "poking smole." They are in fact complete opposites, ionizing the world into two groups: pole smokers and smole pokers.
John Holmes, notable professional smole poker, died of AIDS in 1988 after poking one smole too many.
by Leon H. O'Leary February 20, 2009
Get the smolemug. An inferior person. Can apply in many situations, but generally speaking, smoles are annoying and smole-ish.
by mayjay23 May 20, 2011
Get the smolemug. shaun said to sofie: "Today, a friend and I had a discussion about dinosaurs and came to the conclusion that t-rexs were only angry and aggressive because their arms were too short to hug one another. MLIA."
sofie was smoling at this
sofie was smoling at this
by coolkid2 October 19, 2009
Get the smolingmug. A ridiculously Small or large creature
looks like a mouse...
female Smoles are usually ginger and small whereas male smoles are usually very tall and blonde
they can also be made into clothes but if they are the clothese are automatically called a "Shmole Shkin Shweater" no matter what it actually is
looks like a mouse...
female Smoles are usually ginger and small whereas male smoles are usually very tall and blonde
they can also be made into clothes but if they are the clothese are automatically called a "Shmole Shkin Shweater" no matter what it actually is
"OH MY GIDDY AUNT! i think i just saw a smole run into my maths class!"
"OH DEAR LORD! i can see a smole coming through the door!"
"OH DEAR LORD! i can see a smole coming through the door!"
by Oli a smole lover indeed October 3, 2006
Get the smolemug. by your nigga rubberneck April 24, 2005
Get the smolingmug. 