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smoked sausage fest

Like a sausage fest, except all the guys present are high/stoned. Generally this is a bad time for anyone who shows up later in the evening. Unfortunately the guys originally present will think they are cool no matter what you tell them.
I went to Clyde's the other night, but the party turned out to be a total smoked sausage fest. I stole a bottle of their Vodka while they were bantering like morons, then went and picked up some chicks.
by Bazly January 1, 2010
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cock-smoking sausage jockey

Even worse than a cock smoker or a sausage jockey. A bit of both really.
Fuck off you fucking fat fucking... COCK SMOKING SAUSAGE JOCKEY!!!
by merryment May 8, 2005
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Smoking a Sausage

The act of performing oral sex.
She didn't really seem to know much about the movie's plot; we suspected that she spent most of the hour and a half in the dark busily smoking a sausage.
by JWAYNE May 14, 2006
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smoking the sausage

During anal sex, when the receiver farts on the giver's penis and lights it, resulting in a full-bodied charred flavor.
This dumb bitch was smoking the sausage last night, so I set her hair on fire.
by KJaxe January 13, 2008
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Smoking the Sausage

When a person sucks a animals cock.
Laura smoked baily's sausage last night.
by jake August 6, 2004
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Sausage Smoking

The act of smoking marijuana with all males
Person 1: Dude, why didn't you smoke with all of us the other day? There were some fiiiine chicks.
Person 2: Nah man, that not my style. I only do sausage smoking.
by Iranian4624 September 5, 2010
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hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.
" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.
by cam clyde November 5, 2009
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