Smooshy

When a man nuzzles a cat, with the intent of strictly platonic love.

OMG, That smooshy was so good.

OMG, that cat is smooshytastic.

That smooshy was so good, I popped my load.

by Lorenzo St. Dubois December 13, 2009

smooshy

It is messy, done badly, crappy.

Man that painting is smooshy.
You are hella smooshy.
That is smooshy.

by Mr Jesse May 27, 2006

smooshy-mushy

it is THE milkshake, which brings all the boys to the yard.

The smooshy-mushy brings all the boys to the yard, and their life is better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours; I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

by Crotchfire February 6, 2005

Smooshy Smoosh

Often confused with Smooshy_Smoosh, infamous instagram user (There is no difference). Opuntia, commonly called prickly pear or pear cactus, is a genus of flowering plants in the cactus family Cactaceae. Prickly pears are also known as tuna (fruit), sabra, nopal (paddle, plural nopales) from the Nahuatl word nōpalli for the pads, or nostle, from the Nahuatl word nōchtli for the fruit; or paddle cactus. The genus is named for the Ancient Greek city of Opus, where, according to Theophrastus, an edible plant grew and could be propagated by rooting its leaves. The most common culinary species is the Indian fig opuntia.

Person one: Have you heard of Smooshy Smoosh?
Person two: Get the fuck out and never talk to me again

by user33456699873 January 7, 2023

Smooshy

Feeling all possible emotions at the same time.

I felt smooshy as the plane took off

by Datboypenguin May 29, 2018

Smooshy Face

A person, usually a male, who has a fresh shaven head resembling a squashed tomato. It is often hard to describe but obvious when seen, described only as being 'smooshy' and 'smooshy face' because for some reason the word face and not head comes to mind.
OR
A really short distance from the shaven scalp from a person's eyes a.k.a having a short forehead.

Chris! You got a new haircut! You're so smooshy! You have got a smooshy face!

by Smooshface June 1, 2009

Smooshy Cookie

When a group of guys stand in a circle, ejaculate on a cookie and the guy who cums last has to eat the cookie that was ejaculated on.

we are going to make a smooshy cookie.

by Red Wench April 3, 2009