shity smittie

when a friend deficates in his/her pants because they were to lazy to go to a restroom.

you suck man, why did you pull a shity smittie and ruin the camping trip?

by Arthur F. July 29, 2007

shitfidget

Any state of posturing or adjusting of the body prior to or after taking a dump.

Shitfidgeting or not there is now way I'm going to make it home before I poop my pants.

poop turtles head EBS poopy pants dance diarrheashitturddumpdookiemud buttshart

by chew jo October 23, 2015

Jay Smittyder

Jay Smitty is a scholar and a gentlemen. He sports a generous meat sword with great torque and penetration efficiency. He looks like one of those fuckin crickets off Men in Black yet strangely reminds me of a ruggedly handsome Idris Elba. His career as a QB has ended but his talent unfortunately never existed. He is a prime example of a degenerate gambler long ass elbow cocksucker, but I commend him on his luscious skin tone and dry ass knee caps. Jay Smittder is a fuck!! A fuckin dawg!! P.s. Let’s get weird.

“You’re dry ass being a Jay Smittyder”

by TobyFuckinTobinson May 18, 2024